- Do you see what I see? 

- (gasps) Is it really her? 

- Let me see. 

- What may I ask is going on? 

- It's Vikki Dougan, Mr. Whipple. 

- The famous movie star. 

- She's squeezing the Charmin, Mr. Whipple. 

- Please don't squeeze the Charmin. Can't you see the signs? 

- You tell her, Mr. Whipple. 

- We can't squeeze the Charmin. 

- Why should she? 

- Oh but you dear sweet man, Charmin bathroom tissue is so squeezably soft. I just couldn't resist squeezing. 

- But the sign? 

- And it's gentler than ever. 

- Gentle fragrance too. 

- Mm 

- Star or no star, nobody squeezes the Charmin in the store. Take it home and squeeze it there like everyone else. (hands clapping) The nerve of some people. 

All: Mr. Whipple. 

Narrator: New Charmin bathroom tissue, squeezably soft.