- Dad. I didn't expect you. 

- How's the new mother? 

- Late for the doctor's. 

- See you later. 

- And don't get in Mrs Applebee's way. 

- Oh no, no. I take it you're not new at this, Mrs. Applebee. 

- No, I've been a baby nurse for quite some time. 

- I guess my granddaughter's just another baby to you? 

- Every baby is very special to me. 

- Well, you don't worry about her being wet the way I do. She must be so uncomfortable. 

- I don't worry. I just make sure we use Pampers. 

- Why? 

- I've always used Pampers, frankly I wouldn't use anything else. Pampers help keep her dry even after she's wet. 

- Wow. 

- Pampers thick fluffy padding can absorb five times its weight in wetness. 

- Sure soaked it up. 

- But Pampers diapers are more than just absorbent. Pampers stay dry lining is next to her skin to help keep her dry. 

- The lining is drier. I approve. 

- Pampers help take the worry out of wetness.