(baby crying) 

- Some happy birthday. 

- More like happy wet diapers. 

- Wet diapers? That's no problem. Here. 

Mom: Pampers? 

- Sure. Pampers keep Jimmy drier. 

- Drier than diapers? How? 

Announcer: Here's how. Moisture goes through Pampers' stay-dry lining and is trapped below, away from baby, so baby stays drier inside and out. 

- Well, a little older, a little wiser. 

Announcer: Pampers. For drier, happier babies.