- Hey honey, I thought you were gonna be home by now. 

Woman: Be there in half an hour. How are things? 

- Oh, awful. He's been kicking up a storm. 

Woman: When'd you change him last? 

- Oh yeah. Well, we're getting low on diapers. 

Woman: What? I left you plenty in the hall closet and they're Pampers. We don't use diapers. 

- Pampers, diapers. You know the difference, huh? 

Woman: Sure! Pampers keep them drier. 

Narrator: Here's proof that even without the waterproof backsheet, Pampers are better than diapers. Watch water go right through cloth diapers, not through Pampers. Result? Your baby stays comfortably dry. 

- Hey, how come no plastic pants? 

Woman: Honey, you don't need them with Pampers. Diapers and pants in one. 

- (groans) I thought my mother knew all the answers. 

Woman: Your mother? 

Narrator: Pampers, from Proctor and Gamble for drier, happier babies and Pampers are flushable.