- The Big Twin? No, no, no. The Big Deluxe. No, no, no, no. Oh, I still can't decide. 

- Hardee's has two quarter pound charbroiled burgers. It's a big decision. 

- What's on the Big Twin again? 

- Big Twin, two charbroiled patties lettuce, cheese, special sauce. 

Customer: And the big Deluxe? 

Cashier: A quarter pound of charbroiled beef with all the fixings. 

- What's to decide, they're both good. 

- Hey mister, I got to get home before dark. 

- Uh, Big Deluxe and a Coke. 
(cashier cheers) Hardee's Big Twin or Big Deluxe. It's a big decision.