-: The Big Twin?
No, no, no.
The Big Deluxe.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, I still can't decide.
-: Hardee's has two quarter pound charbroiled burgers.
It's a big decision.
-: What's on the Big Twin again?
-: Big Twin, two charbroiled patties
lettuce, cheese, special sauce.
Customer: And the big Deluxe?
Cashier: A quarter pound of charbroiled beef
with all the fixings.
-: What's to decide, they're both good.
-: Hey mister, I got to get home before dark.
-: Uh, Big Deluxe and a Coke. (cashier cheers)
Hardee's Big Twin or Big Deluxe.
It's a big decision.