- Oh boy, Mr. Whipple, here comes a big Charmin. - Big Charmin, where? - Here, Mr. Whipple. A big Charmin to celebrate the fact that Charmin's so big. - Take it out. If they see this, they'll want to squeeze it even more. Charmin's so squeezably soft, it's irrisistable. - Don't you want to know how big Charmin really is Mr.Whipple? - No. - Well, I'll show you. Here, measure it. All the way around. Charmin's big, really big. - That makes people want to squeeze it even more. Charmin's so squeezably soft. - It's irresistible. They'll never be able to resist squeezing Charmin. Announcer: Charmin. So big and so squeezably soft. So squeezably soft... - It's irresistible.