Sugar Bear: One day, Christopher Wheat was walking in the zoo, eating Post Sugar Crisp, when... 

- Help, help! The gorillas are escaping! 

- I'd like to help. 

- You can help, Chris. You've been eating Sugar Crisp. They're made of wheat to help make you strong, give you muscles! (gorillas crash) (frantic music) (gorilla falls) (wood bonks) (victory fanfare) 

Sugar Bear: And that's how Christopher Wheat became a hero! 

- I owe it all to Post Sugar Crisp! 

Sugar Bear: Yep, gives you the muscles of wheat. For breakfast, it's dandy, for snacks it's like candy! 

Both: Post Sugar Crisp.