(audience laughter) (audience applause) 

- A penguin on roller skates? (audience laughter) Well, he must've gotten them for his birthday. (audience laughter) You know, ladies and gentlemen, the reason I wanted Dan Blocker to be on this sho-- 

- Hello, Mr. Benny. Remember us? 

- Well, of course I do. I met you girls on my last show. Your father has a Texaco station. 

- Uh-huh. Do you remember what we told you the last time, Mr. Benny? 

- What's that? 

- Sky Chief gasoline can drive down the cost of driving. 

Jack: Oh yes, of course. 

- And that can save you money. 

Jack: Mm! 

- And that's because Sky Chief keeps deposits from building up on valves better than any other leading gasoline. 

- I remember. I remember. 

- Since tonight is your birthday, our daddy asked us to give you this present. 

- Aww. Oh my, it's an invitation to come in for a free tankful of Texaco Sky Chief gasoline. Thank you. 

- Our daddy gave it to you because you're the only man who buys one gallon at a time. (audience laughter) 

- He'll try anything to get you to fill up. (audience laughter) 

- I knew it, I knew it. (audience laughter) 

- Oh, Mr. Benny, how old are you now? 

- Well, now, why don't you--how old do you think I am? 

- Oh, I don't know...41, 42? (audience laughter) 

- Well, honey, that's awfully sweet of you, but I'm a little bit older than that. Guess again? 

- 75. (audience laughter) 

- Don't forget, Mr. Benny, for products you can trust: ♪ You can trust your car to the man who wears a star, ♪ ♪ The big, bright Texaco star! ♪ 

- End of commercial? 

- End of commercial. (audience laughter and applause) (audience laughter) (audience applause) 

- A penguin on roller skates? Well, he must've gotten them for his birthday. (audience laughter) You know, ladies and gentlemen, the reason I wanted Dan Blocker to be on this sho- 

- Hello, Mr. Benny. Remember us? 

- Well, of course I do. I met you girls on my last show. Your father has a Texaco station. 

- Uh-huh. Do you remember what we told you the last time, Mr. Benny? 

- What's that? 

- Sky Chief gasoline can drive down the cost of driving. 

Jack: Oh yes, of course. 

- And that can save you money. 

Jack: Mm! 

- And that's because Sky Chief keeps deposits from building up on valves better than any other leading gasoline. 

- I remember. I remember. 

- Since tonight is your birthday, our daddy asked us to give you this present. 

- Aww. Oh my, it's an invitation to come in for a free tankful of Texaco Sky Chief gasoline. Thank you. 

- Our daddy gave it to you because you're the only man who buys one gallon at a time. (audience laughter) 

- He'll try anything to get you to fill up. (audience laughter) 

- I knew it, I knew it. (audience laughter) 

- Oh, Mr. Benny, how old are you now? 

- Well, now, why don't you--how old do you think I am? 

- Oh, I don't know...41, 42? (audience laughter) 

- Well, honey, that's awfully sweet of you, but I'm a little bit older than that. Guess again? 

- 75. (audience laughter) 

- Don't forget, Mr. Benny, for products you can trust: ♪ You can trust your car to the man who wears a star, ♪ ♪ The big, bright Texaco star! ♪ 

- End of commercial? 

- End of commercial. (audience laughter and applause)