- Who put the baby in the potato salad? 

- All these babies, anyone bring Pampers? 

- Will improved Pampers do? 

- I didn't think Pampers needed improving. 

- Hey, they sealed the side. 

- Helps keep wetness inside. 

- Look new padding under the stay dry lining. It feels like cotton. 

- More absorbent, they're much better at keeping babies dryer. 

- Hey, someone passed. 

Narrator: Improved Pampers, for drier than ever happier than ever babies.