- Hey Mr McAdams, this car I have at the Sky Chief pump. 

- Yes, what about it Fillmore? 

- Look at the driver, the driver is a chimpanzee! 

- Well of course he's a chimp-. Fillmore, we Texaco dealers made solemn promise to give every customer our check and double check service, and there's absolutely no mention on this promise about not applying to chimpanzees. Now, you get started and I'll talk to the driver. Sorry about the delay, Sir, but my assistant is checking your oil, water, battery, windshield, and double checking. 

- That's my chimpanzee you're talking to. 

- Oh, then you're the driver of this car. 

- Well of course, he's not old enough to drive. 

- Oh, I guess it was the wrinkles that fooled me.