- Here's a new dog food, Rally. So rich in meat and bone meal, you don't have to doctor it up. 

Dog: Hey, we bought some. Mmm. Good grief, tastes like beef! Mmm! Ooh, doesn't need a thing. What a dog food. 

- Get your dog new Rally, the dog food you don't have to doctor up. 

Dog: Now there's a dog's kinda dog food, yes sir.