(staff clears throat) 

- Hmm. What's this, an airline ticket? 

- From the staff, sir. 

- How can you afford this on your pay? 

- Chicken feed. 

- What? 

- It's Continental's chicken feed fare, sir. 

Staff: There's no lower fare to anywhere. 

Endorser: Continental has put air travel within reach of everyone, with its new low chicken feed fares. 

- What a thoughtful present. ♪ If you can't fly Continental ♪ 

Endorser: You may pay more for less.