- Alpha-Bits gives me the ABCs. Then I pretend, ta-da! I'm Captain Alpha-Bits! 

- Captain Alpha-Bits! Letterhead's eating my sign! (Letterhead chuckling) 

- Stop, Letterhead! Have Alpha-Bits instead. You need a taste of the ABCs. 

- Good ABCs! 

- Here's a good breakfast featuring Post Alpha-Bits. Only Alpha-Bits cereal gives you the ABCs! (epic music)