- Georgie Porgie. 

- Tough Tony. (chuckles) Don't have to worry about him squeezing Charmin bathroom tissue. 

- I love to squeeze Charmin. 

- Has a deep down squeezable softness. Would you like to squeeze Charmin? 

- No, squeezin's for dames. 

- But Charmin's so soft. 

- It's irresistible. 

- High-class smell too. 

- Please don't squeeze the Charmin. Tough Tony, you're a softie. 

Together: Mr. Whipple.