- Oh, Come on. Hurry. The puppet show is starting. 

- As soon as I change him. 

- Pampers? I thought you used cloth diapers. 

- Oh, not anymore. Haven't you heard? Pampers is quilted. It stays twice as dry as cloth. 

- Twice as dry? 

- Twice. Look. Wet both. Wait a minute. Then slip in a blotter. Pamper stays a lot drier than cloth. 

- And driers got to feel better. 

- Sure does. 

- Hear that? You're going to feel better. 

- [Commercial Spokesperson] Pamper's quilted lining stays twice as dry.