-: Oh, Come on. Hurry.
The puppet show is starting.
-: As soon as I change him.
-: Pampers? I thought you used cloth diapers.
-: Oh, not anymore.
Haven't you heard? Pampers is quilted.
It stays twice as dry as cloth.
-: Twice as dry?
-: Twice.
Look. Wet both.
Wait a minute.
Then slip in a blotter.
Pamper stays a lot drier than cloth.
-: And driers got to feel better.
-: Sure does.
-: Hear that? You're going to feel better.
-: [Commercial Spokesperson] Pamper's quilted lining
stays twice as dry.