- Hi, I'm Peanut Butter. 
(Jelly sobbing) This is Jelly. 
(Jelly wailing) We just tried out for a new Peter Paul candy bar, and Jelly didn't make it. (romantic music) 
Jelly, I won't go without you. 

- But Peanut Butter, you must! 

- Jelly- 

- You must go on and become a star! 

- I'll never forget you, never! I'll make them name the candy bar after you. 

Announcer: Peanut Butter with No Jelly, covered with pure milk chocolate, dotted with crispies, but no jelly.