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<v ->Any news for my gossip column, Mr. Whipple?</v>

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<v ->It's the Charmin squeezers again.</v>

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See for yourself.

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<v ->Hi, what's the story?</v>

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<v ->Charmin bathroom tissue's squeezably soft.</v>

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<v ->And that gentle fragrance.</v>

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Squeeze for yourself.

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<v ->Ladies, please!</v>

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<v ->He's not so soft.</v>

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<v ->But he's giving me my story.</v>

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Mr. Whipple caught squeezing his own Charmin.

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<v Announcer>Squeezably soft Charmin.</v>