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<v ->It really is soft!</v>
<v ->It is!</v>

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(women giggling)

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<v Woman>Marvelous!</v>

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<v ->(blows whistle) Ladies, please don't squeeze the Charmin.</v>

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<v ->You can squeeze all the tomatoes and melons you want,</v>

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but you won't be squeezing Charmin bathroom tissue anymore.

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<v ->Your new guard is good looking.</v>

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<v ->And efficient.</v>

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He'll stop you from squeezing the Charmin.

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<v ->Help, help, they won't listen to me.</v>

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They're still squeezing the Charmin.

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<v ->We can't help it.</v>

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New Charmin is so squeezeably soft.

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<v ->It's been improved!</v>

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<v Woman>Charmin's irresistible now, gentler than ever.</v>

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<v ->And how about that gentle fragrance they've added?</v>

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<v ->Hey, yeah, that's great.</v>

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<v ->Stop. Stop.</v>

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Turn in your whistle and report to frozen foods.

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You're through at the Charmin display.

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(blows whistle)

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Ladies, please don't squeeze the Charmin.

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<v Narrator>Don't squeeze Charmin in the store.</v>

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Take it home and squeeze it.

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New Charmin bathroom tissue.

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Squeezeably soft.