- Harold, oh, Harold, look what I've bought. Like it. 

- Take it back. 

- What? 

- Take it back. It's ugly. 

- Ugly. Oh, it's high fashion. 

Harold: You look foolish. Take it back. ♪ Try to use a little tenderness ♪ ♪ Tender soft Charmin ♪ ♪ Charmin bathroom tissue gives you tenderness ♪ ♪ A little tender touch wouldn't hurt ♪ 

- I'm sorry about what I said. 

- That's okay, Harold. See, this Charmin is tender. 

- Yeah, it is tender. 

- Deep down tenderness. It's soft and cushiony. And a fragrance too! 

- You know something, you look nifty in that outfit. 

- Oh. ♪ Charmin bathroom tissue gives you tenderness ♪ ♪ A little tender touch wouldn't hurt ♪ 

Announcer: Try to use a little tenderness. Try Charmin and get the tender touch.