- Oh boy, Mr. Whipple. Here comes a big Charmin. 

- Big Charmin? Where? 

- Here, Mr. Whipple. A big Charmin to celebrate the fact that Charmin's so big. 

- Take it out. If they see this, they'll want to squeeze it even more. Charmin's so squeezably soft, it's irresistible. 

- Don't you want to know how big Charmin really is, Mr. Whipple? 

- No. 

- Well, I'll show ya. Here, measure it. All the way around. 

- Charmin's big, really big. 

- That makes people want to squeeze it even more. Charmin's so squeezably soft. 

- It's irresistible. They'll never be able to resist squeezing Charmin. 

- Oh, look at that. 

- Don't let them see the big Charmin. 

- Oh, we see it, Mr. Whipple. 

- It makes us want to squeeze the Charmin even more. 

- Please. Don't squeeze the Charmin. 

- But Charmin's so big. 

- And so squeezably soft. 

- It's irresistible. 

Announcer: Charmin. So big. And so squeezably soft. So squeezably soft. 

- It's irresistible.