(baby cries) 

- Okay Susan Schaffer, You can get off at the next stop. 

- I think he needs changing, and I forgot diapers. 

- Somebody pass these. 

- Improved Pampers. 

- Yeah, much better at keeping babies drier. 

- Look at how they've sealed these sides. 

- That'll help keep wetness inside. 

- Hey! Those are for me. 

- You know lady, they don't look any different than me. 

- You can see they're thicker, feel. 

- Yeah. Look, they've got a new kind of pad. It's like cotton. 

- The padding is more absorbent, it really soaks up wetness. 

- All that and stay dry lining, too. These Pampers should keep babies drier than ever. 

- Pampers, where were you when I needed you? 

- Would you believe I need one right now? 

- Oh! You didn't get one. 

Narrator: Improved Pampers for drier than ever happier than ever babies.