- When those women see how silly they look squeezing the Charmin bathroom tissue, they'll cease. 

- (laughs) I know. Oh, Charmin. It's so squeezably soft! 

- Irresistibly soft. 

- And that gentle fragrance. 

- Oh, no. Foiled again. Ladies, please. Hey, don't squeeze the Charmin. 

Narrator: Charmin bathroom tissue. Squeezably soft.