- Now, repeat after me. Please don't squeeze the Charmin. 

- Please don't squeeze the Charmin. 

- Once again. 

Parrot: Once again. 

- Please- 

- Please don't squeeze the Charmin. 

- There, that ought to keep them from squeezing new Charmin bathroom tissue. (laughs) 

- Please don't squeeze the, please don't squeeze the Charmin. Hiya there, cutie. 

- (laughs) I just love this new Charmin. It's so squeezably soft. 

Parrot: How about a kiss, baby? 

- Mm, and that gentle fragrance. 

- I can't resist it either. 

- And the price is gentle too. 

- Ladies, please don't squeeze new Charmin. Fine job you did! 

Parrot: Uh-oh. 

- Can't really blame them though. So squeezably soft, I can't resist it myself. 

- Please don't squeeze the Charmin. (squawks) 

Narrator: New squeezably soft Charmin bathroom tissue from Proctor and Gamble.