- Officer, what's the trouble? 

- Your sleigh? 

- Yes? 

- Double parking, blocking a hydrant, obstructing traffic. 

- But I was only Christmas shopping! 

- Christmas shopping? 

- Just for a moment. 

- At Chemical New York, a bank? 

- Why yes! look, some people like money for Christmas. 

- Who doesn't? For Groundhog day, I like money. 

- Well, Chemical New York has a nicer way to give it. You see, a personal checking account comes in this bright gift stocking. Inside, 100 name imprinted checks. So personal. 

- Maybe my 18 year old would like that 

- Why yes! A son, a daughter, a wife, and just $10 or more to start the account. Now, do I get that ticket? 

- Well, we'll let you off this time. 

- I'll be dropping in on you! 

- Dropping in? 

Narrator: Give money this nicer way. Another helping hand from Chemical New York.