Announcer: Excuse me, what did you have for dinner? 

- Underdone chicken and an overdrawn bank account. 

Announcer: And then? 

- Indigestion. 

Announcer: Indigestion? Pepto-Bismol. And what did you have for dinner? 

- A little of this, a little of that, and a lot of in-laws. 

Announcer: And then? 

- Indigestion. 

Announcer: Indigestion? Pepto-Bismol, It coats, soothes, relieves.