- That's him, Herman, the funny looking one with the mustache. 

- Don't worry, sweetie, I'll handle him. Hey, Whipple! You've been given the missus here a tough time for squeezing the Charmin. 

- But we don't squeeze the Charmin in the store. 

- Yeah! 

- See, there's a sign. 

- Oh yes, a sign. Honey, there's a sign. 

- But Herman, we can't resist it. Charmin's so squeezably soft. 

- Mmm and that gentle fragrance. 

- And Charmin's so gentle and soft. 

- Yeah, but honey, the sign. 

- Everyone squeezes it. It was made to be squeezed. 

- Well, yeah, it sure does smell nice. Boy, it feels soft. But you outta try to resist it, honey. You gotta be strong like us guys. Right, Whipple? Whipple! 

Women: Mr. Whipple! 

Announcer: Charmin bathroom tissue, squeezably soft.