- (laughs) Since Charmin's doubly fluffy, I'll need two Whipples to stop ladies from squeezing. (trunk lid creaks) 

- Charmin's doubly fluffy. 

- Doubly irresistible. 

- Ladies-- 

- Please don't squeeze. 

- Why not? You are. 

Announcer: Sorry, Mr. Whipples, Charmin made the ordinary way might not get squeezed, but Charmin's doubly fluffy. It's so squeezably soft. 

- It's doubly irresistible. 

- Whipple you're fired. 

Announcer: Charmin, doubly fluffy, doubly irresistible.