Girl: And what would you like for dessert, sweetheart? 

- I'll have some chocolate pudding, my dear. 

- And butterscotch for me. 

- How about some of the real thing? 

- Oh boy! 

- Yeah! 

- This looks like Grandma's pudding! 

- Yeah, with homemade topping! 

- Only I use Cool Whip. Know why? 

- Why? 

- Because Cool Whip tastes fresh as your grandma's homemade topping. 

- My dear, I think you should use Cool Whip in all your puddings from now on. 

Announcer: Cool Whip nondairy whipped topping. 

- Tastes fresh as homemade.