Narrator: Hey, did you squeeze the new Charmin? 

- No, honest, I didn't even know Charmin was new. 

Narrator: New? It's the softest ever. You can see, feel, and hear the difference. Compare it with Charmin. 

- Hey, it's got puffs on it. I can see the difference. Oh, I can feel the difference, it's softer than Charmin. I can even hear the difference. 

Narrator: Most people do. Now go ahead and squeeze the new Charmin. 

- Thanks. 

Narrator: Please, squeeze the new Charmin. It's the softest ever.