- Look at all the babies! 

- You think ours is going to be bald like that? 

- Michael, they're not wearing diapers. 

- They're not. 

- They're all using those Pampers. Go ask why. 

- Excuse me. My baby's going to have a wife. (laughs) 
(stutters) 

- We'd like to know why you use Pampers. 

- If you'd ever felt a wet diaper you'd know why. 

- Pampers are better than diapers. 

- There's no washing. 

- They'll keep your baby more comfortable. 

- They keep the baby's skin drier. 

- Here's why. When a cloth diaper gets wet, it stays wet inside and out, but moisture goes through Pampers' stay-dry lining and is trapped in absorbent layers below. Inside, next to baby, the lining stays drier. It help keep wetness from coming back on baby's skin so he stays drier. Outside, Pampers are waterproof. You don't need plastic pants. 

- Weren't they nice to give us these Pampers? 

- Yeah. I'm not even nervous anymore. 

- Pampers. For drier, happier babies.