(rain falling)
-: We're in apple country and rain or shine,
we're gonna compare
Mrs. Hurlbut's apple pie with Sarah Lee's.
I'll taste hers.
Mrs. Hurlbut: And I'll taste yours.
-: Mm. Excellent.
(forks clink)
-: So Sarah Lee's.
The crust is delicate and tender.
-: How about the filling?
-: Sweet and tart,
like an apple pie should be.
Firm and plenty of apple.
No wonder nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
It's as good as mine.