(sigh) 

- Willie I couldn't sell ear muffs to Eskimos. (slap to head) 

- Kid, in this business, your face is your fortune. Forget that big one blade disposable. Use this Gillette Good News disposable razor. Two blades get closer, more comfortable shave than any one big blade disposable. And it'll last the whole trip! (razor being put down) 

- Willie! Your the best. 

Announcer: Gillette Good News! It's one blade better than BIC! 

- Kid when it comes to the care of the kisser, Gillette wrote the book.