- Well, what is it? 

- I'll come back later. 

- What is it? 

- Well, I'm from Proctor and Gamble and this new on this new gentle bathroom tissue, Charmin. 

- Okay, come on in. (breeze blowing) It's floating in the air! 

- Yes, Charmin's got air cushions. 

- Air cushions? 

- They make Charmin gentle. You wanna see them? No, huh? 

- Yes. Millions of air cushions. 

- Only 20,000 in each sheet. They make Charmin gentle. 

- Hmm, gentle. Charmin's scented, too. 

- Little bit. 

- Expensive? 

- Not Charmin. Only feels expensive. 

- Air cushions, gentle, and not expensive? Well, aren't you a persuasive salesman? 

- I am? Please try new gentle Charmin. First bathroom tissue air cushioned to make it gentle.