- (gasps nervously) The house tour is here an hour early! (doorbell rings) 
Quick, Tom, finish dusting, I'll get the door. 

- I'll never make it! 

- Use Lemon Pledge, it's fast and easy. (people chattering) (can spraying) 

Husband: Smells like fresh lemon! Hey, picks up the dust. Look at that shine! 

Women: Such a lovely home! 

- And such a lovely shine! 

- Oh, the furniture! 

Announcer: Pledge, Lemon or Regular.