- Miss Flag. 
- Yes, Mr. Stang? 

- Better look around. Make sure no one's squeezing Charmin on company time. 

- Certainly, Mr. Stang. 

- Psst, she's coming! 

- I try to resist squeezing Charmin, but Charmin is so squeezably soft, my fingers refuse to obey. 

- Stanley, you're squeezing Charmin! 

- Yes, Miss Flag. 

- On company time! 

- No, Miss Flag. 

- What? 

- This is my coffee break. Therefore I'm squeezing Charmin on my own time. 

- Oh. (laughs) 

- You could squeeze Charmin on your own time, Miss Flag. Charmin is so squeezably soft, it's irresistible. 

- Deep down, squeezably soft. (bells ringing) Soft fragrance too! 

- Squeezing Charmin on company time, Miss Flag? 

- Mr. Stang, I... 

Announcer: Charmin bathroom tissue, so squeezably soft, no wonder it's so irresistible. 

- You were weak Miss Flag! To resist Charmin, you've got to be strong!