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<v ->Miss Flag.</v>
<v ->Yes, Mr. Stang?</v>

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<v ->Better look around.</v>

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Make sure no one's squeezing Charmin on company time.

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<v ->Certainly, Mr. Stang.</v>

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<v ->Psst, she's coming!</v>

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<v ->I try to resist squeezing Charmin,</v>

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but Charmin is so squeezably soft,

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my fingers refuse to obey.

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<v ->Stanley, you're squeezing Charmin!</v>

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<v ->Yes, Miss Flag.</v>
<v ->On company time!</v>

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<v ->No, Miss Flag.</v>
<v ->What?</v>

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<v ->This is my coffee break.</v>

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Therefore I'm squeezing Charmin on my own time.

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<v ->Oh. (laughs)</v>

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<v ->You could squeeze Charmin on your own time, Miss Flag.</v>

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Charmin is so squeezably soft, it's irresistible.

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<v ->Deep down, squeezably soft.</v>

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(bells ringing)

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Soft fragrance too!

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<v ->Squeezing Charmin on company time, Miss Flag?</v>

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<v ->Mr. Stang, I...</v>

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<v Announcer>Charmin bathroom tissue,</v>

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so squeezably soft, no wonder it's so irresistible.

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<v ->You were weak Miss Flag!</v>

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To resist Charmin, you've got to be strong!