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<v ->See?</v>

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See my rogue's gallery?

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Caught all these women's squeezing Charmin Bathroom Tissue.

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Uh oh, there's two more!

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<v ->I always squeeze Charmin.</v>

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<v ->Charmin's so squeezably soft, it's irresistible!</v>

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<v ->Oh! Deep down, squeezably soft.</v>

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<v ->Soft fragrance, too.</v>

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<v ->Ladies, please don't squeeze the Charmin.</v>

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He who squeezes Charmin ends up in my rogue's gallery.

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<v ->Mr. Whipple!</v>

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<v Photographer>Say cheese!</v>

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<v Customer>Please don't squeeze the Charmin.</v>