- But at least you could've waited until the eighteenth hole. No, you had to tell the caddy he had bad breath on the sixth hole. Honestly! Why couldn't you let Bad Breath Anonymous tell him? I mean they could've gotten him started on Scope, and you know how long that lasts. Can't you walk a little faster? 

Narrator: Yes, let Bad Breath Anonymous tell them. They'll send a coupon worth .10 off on Scope, and Scope first thing makes your breath feel fresher for hours. Once in the morning does it.