- Here's Sylvester. A man who was always afraid to come home from work because when he got home his wife would surely be complaining about her kitchen. Too small and old fashioned, 
(pan slamming) not enough cabinets, poor ventilation. 
(dishes falling) Sylvester would just stand there and listen. Life was no fun at all, until a friend told him about the Fix-House-Cheer-Spouse club. A club you join by going to Chemical New York for a home improvement loan. There you meet a man who's as helpful as a hometown banker. Tells you just how to get the money you need and how to repay and easy monthly installments. Sylvester joined the club and had the money the next day. Now when Sylvester comes home from work, he's master of his new and improved castle. And his wife, well, it's like a second honeymoon. You see it pays to join the Fix-House-Cheers-Spouse club. Get a home improvement loan at Chemical New York. (coins falling) The bank with the hometown touch. (coins falling)