- I ask Herbie for a twin blade Gillette Good News disposable razor. I get a single blade disposable, not a Gillette. Herbie, one blade can't possibly deliver all the close comfortable shaves this two-blade Good News can. 

- Great shave, boss. 

- Remember, Herbie, always get me a Good News disposable. Otherwise maybe we make Herbie's job disposable. (laughs demonically) 

Narrator: Gillette Good News. It's one blade better.