- Sylvia. I want my money back. I wanted the low cholesterol special and cheese is not low in cholesterol. - It's not cheese. It's New Age Sandwich Slices. The new cheese substitute made with vegetable oil. - Sure tastes like cheese. Sylvia: New Age has 90% less cholesterol and 75% less saturated fat. - A delicious part of my diet to fight cholesterol. - Still want your money back? - Who? Me? Narrator: New Age in four delicious flavors. It's sure tastes like cheese. - With a lot less cholesterol.