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♪ That's the sound ♪ ♪ Of drinkin' it down ♪ ♪ Learn how to hold your beer ♪ 

Announcer: Learn how to hold your beer. One-way bottles, that's how. Pure glass, so your beer tastes like beer. Costs less, so you can get more beer for your money. Learn how to hold your beer. Get the brand you drink in no-return one-way bottles, that's how. 
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