- Hi, I'm Peanut Butter. This is Jelly. We just tried out for a Peter Paul candy bar, and Jelly didn't make it. Jelly, I won't go without you! 

- But Peanut Butter, you must! You must go on and become a star! 

- I'll never forget you, never! I'll make them name the candy bar after you! 

Announcer: Peanut Butter with No Jelly, covered with pure milk chocolate, dotted with crispies, but no Jelly. (Jelly sobbing) 
(gentle music)