- You know, it takes a lot to upset an easy-going guy like me. (group laughing) But, tonight, I had meatballs and they're laying here like hard balls, and the fettuccine feels like it'll be here till next season. It's enough to give a guy an upset stomach. 

Announcer: Upset stomach? Pepto-Bismol. It coats, soothes, relieves. 

- Hey, I think I'll try a swig of this. 

- Billy, will you use a spoon? 

- Oh, no! 
(group laughing)