(door opens) 

- Aha! There you are Sarah! (door closes) 

- Hildy! How's our local reporter? 

- Oh curious, why your guests keep raving over the food here at Tucker Inn. 

- It's no secret. I insist on fresh food with a homemade taste. 

- Did you say homemade? 

- I did, Cool Whip taste as fresh as homemade. Have some. 

- Mmm it does taste as fresh as homemade! Any reservations open for tonight Sarah? 

Sarah: Cool Whip non-dairy whipped topping tastes as fresh as homemade!