- Hi, I'm Paul Revere. I've been on the road all night, racing around, gulping coffee, ate chicken pot pie for dinner, it's sitting here like a rock, dog ripped my pants, and you know, I still don't think half of them believe me. It's enough to give a Patriot an upset stomach. 

Narrator: Upset stomach? Pepto-Bismol, it coats, soothes, relieves. 

- I guess I'm just not a night person.